iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better

llook at this

wheres your hfufcking HEAD

i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all

castielofasgard:

I realized I have no interest whatsoever in replaying the 3rd-5th generations of pokemon. before you hate me, hear me out. I’ve replayed the other generations, but I did so without a whole lot of thought towards my team. However, when I played the most recent generations, I meticulously planned out my team, my grinding, my learnsets: everything that could go into the game I researched and made my experience best. I was able to beat all of the games on my first try as a result of this planning. I can do no better. Yes, I could go through and maybe nuzlocke it or something, but erasing my files would be similar to erasing a thesis, to me. So many hours of research and execution of my perfect plan to dominate the Pokemon world. To delete that would be deleting a lot of who I am.

Man. I should probably go get laid or something.

how many hours of the pokemon anime is devoted to them eating

there is literally no reason for pikachu to have lost weight over the years

purplekecleon:

“pokemon’s just a fad you’ll grow out of it” - my mom 2001

people seem to really enjoy things like coffee and oxygen and stuff

but like

gay sex tho

sometimes life is hard

but then other times you baton pass a quiver dance to your sheer force nidoking and it’s like

this shit is alright